Broadway dancers taking it off for a good cause.
By Kevin Michael Murphy(Clothed audience member)
I love Broadway Bares season. You can feel it in the air...it's just like Christmas!
Only instead of Santa's elves decking the halls and eating figgy pudding, horned up chorines are hitting up NYSC and eating lettuce.
One reason I love it is because I get to look at hot naked people all under the guise of charity. Don't get me wrong, I think that BCEFA(that's Broadway Cares Equity Fights Aids for all you lay people out there) is a GREAT cause, and I'd give them my money even if they were just handing out smiles.
It's just that I REALLLLLLY love hot naked people.
But Kevin, couldn't you just go to one of them old timey 25 cent peep shows made popular in this LL Cool J music video? Or what about Gallagher's 2000? Look, they even have this great commercial!
Well concerned reader, I don't want to do those things for several reasons:
- I prefer more man parts to lady parts in my hot naked people ratio.
- That commercial is terrifying.
- There is nothing like drunkenly stuffing a "Benjamin" in the private parts of a dancer who hasn't eaten since March, all the while feeling like you are changing the world!
Seriously kids, Broadway Bares XXI is this Sunday, June 19th, get your tickets here.
To celebrate I'm going to share some of my favorite numbers from past years! Naked people after the jump!
What are your favorite Broadway Bares numbers?
If you can't attend please consider donating here.
Or...you can mail cheeseburgers to the Roseland Ballroom, because after all that booty shaking, you know those bitches are gonna be HANGRY!
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is that Ven Daniel going postal?
Posted by: Roy | Friday, June 17, 2011 at 11:55 AM
La Cause makes me Le Hot at SPLASH what a great event such a nice frame...and Jen Cody highlarious. Did footage of JM's "anniversary it's the last time" strip there (it was pretty suggestive/explicit and i loved it) ever get posted?
Posted by: Roy | Friday, June 17, 2011 at 01:16 PM