Have you ever noticed the Salvation Army's tagline? In case you've forgotten:
And for a Christian Charity organization, it feels a little, well... un-Christian.
It says, praise God from whom all blessings flow, but he flows the most for us.
He's got the whole world in his hands, but he put us on top.
Jesus loves the little children, but nope, still loves us more.
It's like if all the big charities got together, The Salvation Army would give Goodwill the stank face and be like:
It reminds me of a time at NYU when a faculty member and an older student, who'd both recovered from cancer, got into an argument during class about whose tumor was better (worse).
There are some things you just shouldn't argue about.
So to you, Salvation Army: stop with the competing and go back to what you do best... taking money and ignoring gay people.
RYAN SCOTT OLIVER wrote the music and lyrics for Darling, Mrs. Sharp, 35mm, Jasper in Deadland and is currently at work on Freaky Friday for Disney Theatricals. www.ryanscottoliver.com
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