DEBATE #3 BY MEME

The debate on foreign policy was mind numbing and it became pretty clear that I need to pay more attention to what's going on in the world, but this is pretty much all I got out of the presidential he-said-he-said...

by David Davila (playwright / song-writer)

First moderator Bob Schieffer was like:

to which Romney was like:

then Obama was like:

to which Romney was like:

so Obama was like:

then Romney was like:

To which Obama was like:

So Romney replied:

Then Obama was all like:

But then Romney was all:

and Obama was all:

to which Romney was like:

 

and Obama was like DUH!:

Then Rachael Maddow was like:

and Dark Vader said:

so then Romney insisted:

and Obama replied:

Hell, I'm confused... its obvious that the winner of this debate was RuPaul, whose ALL STAR DRAG RACE was off the chain, and just as intense as ARGO!!!

(gurl, you gotta watch that movie... I almost peed myself from the intensity!)

Here's to hoping that RuPaul can unite the country with her Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent!

WE LOVE YOU MIMI!!!!!

DAVID DAVILA is half of the song-writing duo Havrilla & Davila, author of the Tex-Mex plays ADAN Y JULIO, MEN OF GOD, CREDO, REQUERDOS OF MY LIFE, and AZTEC PIRATES AND THE INSIGNIFICANCE OF LIFE ON MARS. He is a self proclaimed Voxist, a Diva enthusiast, and founder of Lone Star Theatre Co. Catch David Davila's TALES FROM HIGHWAY 281 at Intar Theatre on Nov 17th. www.daviddavila.net
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