Attention residents of Malibu, Beverly Hills and Brentwood, please pass this along to all of your friends and neighbors (and Lisa Vanderpump of RHBH).
By Bernadette Pauley (Comedian)
We are desperately seeking a stable home for this family of 3. They were found living unsupervised together in LA. They look rough around the edges but they are extremely loving, loyal and they get along great with pets and other animals. *They have issues with some humans.* We are trying to find them a responsible foster or forever home together as they are extremely codependent.
- The male is very animated, has the maturity of a 12 year old and no skills.
- The female has emotional issues, severe ADD and also has no skills.
- The Dog has a sensitive stomach, sensitive eyes and some sort of ass ache on a regular basis, so you can expect biweekly trips to the vet.
**Because of their medical conditions they would be best placed in a non-sober home with an indoor/outdoor kitchen, indoor/outdoor living room and swimming pool.
With some patience and training this little family will fill your home with unconditional love!!!
(They'd totally have your back in a bar fight)
PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO ANYONE READY TO GIVE THEM A STABLE HOME!!!