Picking out a Valentine's Day card can be aggravating. There are a lot of 'You are the other half of my soul' bullshit sayings out there that make romance so unrealistic. And worse, they miss out on all the really great things about love because they're too focused on glass slippers and red roses. So here are a few ideas for Valentine's Day cards that may (or may not) be a little more relatable...
-By Leah Bonnema (Stand Up Comic)
Watching Rocky movie marathons with you at 3am is sheer perfection.
You make me not hate some of the things I used to hate.
I didn't realize that I could find lint in a bellybutton so adorable, I almost want to knit a sweater. Almost.
I appreciate you letting me be me; specifically thank you for not judging when I lay on the floor while sobbing watching The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers every six months because Daylight Savings Time makes me remember that we are all dying.
Thank you for being supportive of my choices even if they weren't the choices you would make. Being able to do whatever I want to do and be whoever I want to be is the best gift ever. And money for my health insurance premium, also a great gift.
You are my partner for the zombie apocalypse.
Thank you for voting, volunteering with me and going to rallies for women's rights. I appreciate that you appreciate vagina, human rights & equality. You are a good man. I won't tell anybody.
Thank you for sitting next to me when bad things happen. Thank you for sitting next to me when good things happen. I'm so lucky you show up.