What I learned from an exchange on the subway with a thespian disguised as an insane person.
-By Leah Bonnema (Stand-Up Comic)
I made a rookie mistake. I left the apartment without headphones. As anyone who has lived in NYC for more than a few weeks will tell you - DON'T GO OUT THERE NAKED. Getting on the subway or even walking down the street sans something in or over your ears to signify that you are otherwise occupied leaves you wide open for unwanted engagements.