My Crazytown Summer Series of Mystery Madness continues with another slice of my comedy detective story...
By Leah Bonnema (Stand-Up Comic)
The Red Dragon
At this very moment I’m sitting behind the wheel of what a generous person would call a very well loved Jeep Cherokee Sport (the last one they made before automatic locks and power windows came out). I prefer the term “a classic” over the phrase “a pile of shit”, but either do apply. Sitting next to me is Kim Byung-hun. Kim is his last name but I guess they put last names first in many parts of the world. Sometimes I call him Kim. Other times I’ll call him Byung-Hun but only when I can yell it as if I’m storming a castle and Byung-Hun is the rallying cry. BYUNGGGGGG-HUNNNNNN! I don’t think he much enjoys that but it’s not exactly like he expresses his feelings about it one way or the other. In fact the only thing he seems really passionate about at all is having low body fat.