Some phrases that make my pending ulcer bubble.
-By Leah Bonnema (Stand Up Comic)
1) You Should Smile: It seems that randomly men will jump off a corner while you are trying to get somewhere, perhaps replaying a conversation in your head or figuring out some life situation, to let you know that you should be smiling. I know that this is not meant to be rude but all I can hear is: "Hey lady, it looks like you are thinking, and I find that gross. I don't care if you are coming up with the solution to end child hunger or running late to a World Summit meeting, you should be trying to be more attractive for other people. Know your place."