The NYC MTA soils us all.
-By Leah Bonnema (Stan-Up Comic)
When I first moved to New York City I was witness to an amazing event, one for the record books, straight up crazy train.
I was on the A going express (for those unfamiliar with the New York City train system, express trains skip a bunch of stops so you theoretically should get places faster and are definitely stuck longer with whomever else is on your car). I actually had a seat and was situated mid-train when a man got on with a bucket. He was tall, pale with brown hair and wearing a long dark jacket, but it was his actions that made him so memorable.