Jasper makes a deal, and Agnes makes a move. BOOM!
Music, Lyrics and Book by Ryan Scott Oliver
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JASPER
Let her go, or else.
MR. LETHE
Yes yes yes, boy and so I shall—if we can come to a little agreement. If you leave, I will free her, returning her soul to the City just as she was before you showed up, make her a middling little mapsellin’ angel again, and wash out all her memory. She’ll be happy once more. Everything returns as it should be, Life and Death resume as planned. What do you say, Jasper?
(JASPER says nothing. The factory floor, THE CHUCKSTER bringing AGNES to a long conveyor belt.)
THE CHUCKSTER
(Handing her a putrid smock.) All right all right, take this smock—‘t’s’got a coupla puke stains own it, but ‘at’s all right—and let’s git you over to this here conveyor belt. Since you were so good at bottlin’ stuff up up thar, seems fittin’ to me that you should help the Man Upstairs cap his goods.
AGNES
(Examining the bottle.) Mr. Lethe? All this is his?
THE CHUCKSTER
Now you ever see that episode o’ I Love Lucy where she’s puttin’ choc’lates on a conveyor belt, but it gets stopped up so she puts ‘em all in her mouth? Whoo-eeee, my fav’rite episode! Well, if this conveyor belt gets stopped up, t’won’t be funny ‘cuz then you’ll be double-did. And double-did means POOF, right out of (French inflection) ex-is-TAHNS. Right, ladies?
ALL 49 DAUGHTERS OF DANAUS
(Variously in their own tempo.) That’s right. That’s right. That’s right. (etc.)
THE CHUCKSTER
Shut-up! Now, git to work, Lucy. HYAH! (Slaps HER hard on the back, and goes.)
AGNES
SO LONG, JASPER, SO LONG.
STAY STRONG, FRIEND…
A FACTORY WORKER BESIDE AGNES
When that psychotic redneck’s not looking, drink the water. It’ll take the edge off…
AGNES
What edge?

A FACTORY WORKER BESIDE AGNES
It’ll make you forget. You won’t remember… anything. That’s what the river water does… Makes you forget. Quick, he’s not looking. Drink!
AGNES
I’ll forget everything…and everyone?
(Lethe’s office, MR. LETHE is picking and eating something from a bowl.)
MR. LETHE
I say, since you got here, I’ve been thinkin’. A swimmer, such as yourself, has got to be the greatest fighter. After all, human bein’s are not inherently water creatures, it’s most unnatural for them to be in the water, cut off from oxygen. And so to survive, they have to kick and pull, and struggle just to stay afloat… or they die. And that’s so like Human Life, isn’t it? Some of your species’ finer men have suggested humans are natural survivors, but I strongly disagree. Don’t you? Doesn’t a human have to kick, and struggle, just to keep afloat? Or die? … Pomegranate seed?
JASPER
If I have half her soul, and she has half of mine, you don’t have complete claim on her. You can’t keep the half that’s mine.
MR. LETHE
I say, then let me just split her in half!
JASPER
Let me just stick around for a while and see how it goes up there. I don’t think your boss will like that.
MR. LETHE
You wouldn’t.
JASPER
I’m a fighter, Mr. Lethe.
(MR. LETHE can’t help but laugh at a worthy opponent. The factory floor.)
AGNES
… SMALL DETAILS BEGIN TO BLUR,
TILL THE PERSON THAT YOU WERE
SEEMS SO DISTANT.
WAS THAT YOU?
AS EACH MEMORY ERASES,
THE PHOTOS OF FAMILIAR FACES
SMUDGE AND BLOT—
BUT YOU WON’T CARE A LOT—!
YOU’LL FORGET YOU FORGOT—!
(HEL enters the factory floor and passes the CHUCKSTER. AGNES is distracted by their conversation.)
THE CHUCKSTER
Hel, is Mr. Lethe done with that boy yet?
HEL
Minutter på best, they making the deal. Lunsj, now, Chuck. Farvel. (Mee-NOO-tuh paw best, Lonch, FAH-VELL.)
THE CHUCKSTER
Yeah, whatever you say. (Catches AGNES looking at them.) What’re you lookin’ at priddy kitty?! You best not stop up that machine or I’ll make you a little less priddy!
(AGNES keeps to herself. SHE’s getting an idea, building courage.)
AGNES
Jasper. I’ve gotta save him.
FALL IN, FALL IN.
WHO’S TO SAY YOU'LL SURVIVE?
FIND OUT HOW DEEP...
LEARN THE SECRETS THEY KEEP
AT THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU ARRIVE…
(To the WORKER beside her.) Stop capping the bottles.
WORKER
What?
AGNES
The belt will jam and we can escape!
WORKER
But after 3000 years, how can I stop? They’ll… they’ll…
AGNES
They’ll what? The Norse guards are on a break, it’s just the redneck. Come on… live a little.
(They stop capping. KA-PUT, KA-POW, BOOM!! The machine jams as Agnes steps back towards the DAUGHTERS.)
THE CHUCKSTER
…The Hell is going on--!? Whar’d she go!?
AGNES
(To the DAUGHTERS.) Sorry about this, girls.
(She trips one and they all fall over. SPLASH! SPLASH! The place floods!)
THE CHUCKSTER
Priddy kitty, I’m gonna skin ya when we clean this mess up!
AGNES
Hey, old man! Yeah—you. Take five and let that boulder fall!
(SISYPHUS hesitates, then lets go of his giant boulder. It rolls downward, towards THE CHUCKSTER and the machine.)
THE CHUCKSTER
Smart Kitty.
(THE CHUCKSTER is crushed under the boulder. The factory is a disaster!)
AGNES
Which way to Mr. Lethe?
ALL 49 DAUGHTERS OF DANAUS
(Variously in their own tempo.) He’s upstairs. Take the elevator. (etc.)
AGNES
Thank you!
ALL 49 DAUGHTERS OF DANAUS
(Variously in their own tempo.) Don’t mention it. (etc.)
(Lethe’s office.)
SECRETARY
(Entering.) Mr. Lethe, the girl’s caused a flood in the factories. The workers are rioting.
MR. LETHE
I say, don’t sound so upset.
JASPER
How about a game? And winner takes the pot.
MR. LETHE
What kind of game?

JASPER
I’ll name the game, you name the terms.
MR. LETHE
I don’t know what you’re at, boy—but I’ll step in your mess. If the game goes my way, you leave, and the girl stays here. If you win, I’ll send you to Elysium to take your case up with Pluto.
JASPER
That all?
MR. LETHE
Just about. Now what’s the game?
JASPER
Checkers.
(AGNES bursts in.)
AGNES
Jasper.
JASPER
Agnes.
Go on to Part 13>>
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RYAN SCOTT OLIVER wrote the music and lyrics for Darling, Mrs. Sharp, 35mm, Jasper in Deadland and is currently at work on Freaky Friday for Disney Theatricals. www.ryanscottoliver.com
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The above excerpt of Jasper in Deadland is taken from a developmental draft workshopped by the Pasadena Musical Theatre Program in August 2011. it is neither the final version of this work and neither the complete work nor any portion of it is, as of this posting, available for performance or licensing.
Jasper in Deadland was originally commissioned by the Pasadena Musical Theatre Program.
Photo credit: Matthew Murphy.
Photo 1: Alex Kownatzki and Chris Vidimos. Photo 2: Tabitha Elder, Julia Byrne, Miriam Sulker-Hall. Photo 3: Alex Kownatzki and Chris Vidimos.
Costumes by Gwyneth ConawayBennison, Lighting by Curtis Mueller, Sets by Kurt Boetcher, Puppets by Michelle Finston.